SPLATH!

After the Joan Armatrading concert this past Saturday night at Boardinghouse Park I returned to Cobblestones and had a couple of drinks with "old school" friends and long time customers who were hanging at the bar.

After discussing how generally horrible Lesbians dance, as a group, based on observations made at the concert, and wondering if this was an unfair generalization, we moved on to horrible food.

One had stated that he had the "worst chicken marsala ever at the 99's" just a few nights ago. I asked why he would ever order chicken marsala at the 99's and he said "It was cheap. 9.99".

Which reminded me of what a colleague of my brother once said;
"You can have good, fast, or cheap, but never all 3 together."

So, by his definition, 99's is fast, and cheap.

Folk Festival this weekend and we can't wait. Thousands of lousy, but thirsty, dancers, of all races, religions and sexual orientations.

For the record, although I am not the most PC person you will ever meet, just in case a "hater" tries to re define my position; I have nothing against Lesbians. (We actually like many of the same things!) I only stated, by virtue of my amusement at Boardinghouse, that they were miserable dancers.

Of course, I imagine based on past weddings and other places where lots of white people are dancing, and not in a line, that statement probably applies to the majority.